Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Something Positive

Jonathan tells me I've been getting too negative lately. And he's probably right. It's just...when I see someone like Zach Galif-whatever-thehell-his-name is get all famous even though he probably has birds living in his beard... well, I lose my shit. That's the easiest way to say it. And betches, I've been getting way too many e-mails going "Who's this Duchamp?" Did you never pick up an art history book? Or try Wikipedia. Or effing Google. Ugh.

Anyway.

I wanted to talk to you about something i love. I know it's not "cool" but I'm not a hipster so I don't give a crap what this surrounding bourgeoisie culture thinks is "cool." it's all so corporate anyway. It's why I stopped shopping at Urban and moved to American App--at least they're honest about how much they want you to have sex with their models (and I do ;) ).

Whenever I've had a long day at H&M i like to kick back with my favorite cocktail: an appletini. they come in so many varities that it's hard to pick my fave. But I lurv the ones they make at the W bar in Times Square. It's got a sugar rim, and they don't use any of that pucker shizz.

Here's a lil' recipe from me to you:

ingredients I hope you love it and you will. If you don't, don't come all the way to Brooklyn to cry to me. Head back to Staten Island and enjoy your Icehouse Light instead. God, I hate people. (sorry jonathan <3).

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